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Tee Shirts! Mugs! Totes! Onesies!

Stay Warm! Stay Cool! Stay Fashionable! Personally designed by Carlötta Beautox herself.

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classic t-shirt

100% combed cotton. The perfect shirt for lounging, perusing casting notices, and pondering your brand. Made in a safe, friendly, fair-wage factory that is WRAP and fair-labor certified because Carlötta cares about that sort of thing.



11oz Premium Ceramic. Dishwasher and mircowave safe. Just the thing for when you need to get hella-caffeinated before that big audition! The wrap around logo is vacuum-form printed in the U.S. of A. because…you know…’Merica!


THE TOTes CARLÖtta tote

Comes in 3 sizes! Durable poly-poplin exterior with a laminate-coated interior. Perfect for schlepping scripts, your makeup, or iceberg lettuce if you’re doing some crazy cleanse. And let’s be real…who isn’t?