Transcript - Gird your loins trailer

SOUNDS OF PHONES RINGING, TYPING ON A COMPUTER KEYBOARD AS CARLÖTTA BEAUTOX, AN ACTRESS, ENTERS A PRODUCTION OFFICE. 

PRODUCTION ASST:    Name?

CARLÖTTA:           Carlötta Beautox. 

PRODUCTION ASST:    B-O-T-O-X.  Spell the first name.

CARLÖTTA:           It’s actually Beautox: B-E-A-U-T-O-X.

PRODUCTION ASST:    (Sighs) Of course it is. First name?

CARLÖTTA:           Beautox is actually my last name. My first…

PRODUCTION ASST:    (aggravated) Ok there, ‘Who’s on First’, I know it’s your last name. Now, I want you to spellyour first name.

CARLÖTTA:           Oh! Carlötta. It’s C-A-R as in automobile…

PRODUCTION ASST:    Oh boy.

CARLÖTTA:           …L-O-T-T-A as in “lotta talent”.

PRODUCTION ASST:    Wow. Just wow.

CARLÖTTA:           There’s also an umlaut.

PRODUCTION ASST:    The f*** is an umlaut?

CARLÖTTA:           It’s 2 dots and it goes over the…

PRODUCTION ASST:    Ok,CarlöttaTwo Dots take a seat.  We’ll call you when we’re ready. Meanwhile, we’ll gird our loins.